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@QuotesSimpsons1 "Homer! Bart's up there!"
"Give me that!
"Bart, this is your father speaking.
"Do you know where the remote is?
"I looked all over the house."
"Did you check your pocket?"
"It was...it was in my pocket."
@SimpsonsQOTD "You know one of these days, honest citizens are going to start standing up to you crooked cops."
"Are they? Oh no!
"Have they set a date?"