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@ctullbane Why pay for cable when I already can't afford any of my other bills? 💀

@SebEdenWrites Sorry you're going through it too. It's truly the worst 😖

@sarahremywrites WHAT THERE IS ANOTHER OJE

Me: I'm not very stressed today
Body: Hey, what if I'm dying and you just don't know it yet?

@ctullbane Allow me to tell you about the time I was prescribed Ativan before getting laser eye surgery

@bagoflettuce Was trying to find a gif with someone in a tub with cucumbers over their eyes, but found this instead which seems much more accurate 😂

I have decided I cannot possibly be expected to get out of bed today 😴

@bagoflettuce ❤️❤️

Last week I had so much energy I felt like I was going to vibrate into the ether and this week I’m so sluggish I’m lucky if I can make dinner WHY AM I LIKE THIS

When you’ve already completed your weekly to-do list by Tuesday night and wonder what the hell you’re forgetting