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@SultanasStories "O-oh... Do you... do you truly think so? One fundamental rule in Buddhism is to do no harm to others but... Mr. Columbus is...."
Me: hey guys we're going on our first training retreat!!
Students: yay! Where are we going?
Me: to an artificial island!
The island:
You know what. I'm going to say it..
Despite everything in your past, if you're willing to change you deserve a shot at happiness and I will only hesitate for a second to calculate the approximate amount of force I need to deliver on your body to get this message into your mind.
💮: xuan: I'm in a mood for a bj!!
Gawain: [almost drops a hammer onto his foot] a-a what...???
Xuan: You know!!! A bj!!! A ben and jerry's!!!
Gawain:
"THEY SAY A HEALTHY BODY REQUIRES A HEALTHY MIND BUT AGSGSJSGSJSHSK
I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND. I FEEL A BIT LIGHT HEADED." https://t.co/jX3pqim4jj
I may not know what a "BDSM" was when I arrived but I sure did know what fancying young children meant.
If I were not a holy woman, I would beat you senseless.
Okay, so the 2016 Xuan Zang movie. I have to mention this because it's a beautiful movie and as I go through the the book I mentioned above, it is actually /very/ accurate in so many ways that it surprised me!
I'm in awe!
@ChaldeasMaster She's growling...
".... Fine. But know that you're making it worse by running away! Uuuuu......"
She drops him onto the ground.
@ChaldeasMaster ".... OPEN UP. WHAT'S WRONG? Perhaps I can give you some sort of assistance!!"
Either she fists the demon or she fists his back to relieve the stress.