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@Mikethewuff something fun, something ratty, something wicked
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@Vex_Twattery I want people to act like I'm carrying around a ticking atom bomb, that any given individual gurgle or slosh is a warning. I want a coterie of assistants who monitor my belly. I want my stomach to be the center of attention. I want to shake the earth with each small burp.
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