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I'm glad to let you all know that during this virus shutdown, my job as a man-who-draws-animal-dicks has been deemed essential and I will continue to draw animal dicks for the good of the nation.
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I decided to hop on the whole sexy-shark bandwagon. :D
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I played a game of D&D over the weekend where my character got to ride a tyrannosaurus that breathed fire, so I obviously had to immortalize the moment.
The stripping industry is the third largest employer of unicorns, after the pride flag industry and the skittles factories.
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"We must begin a 10-slut soul orgy, and become the all-slut, slut-phoenix-dragon"
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Yep, see that lipstick all over your lizard dicks? You got yourself a mouse problem alright.
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And when you're a Planeswalker, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab em by the pussy.
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