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In light of increasing #EnergyPrices, the government is republishing this book. It will help households determine which family members are the least valuable, therefore disposable. Body bags will be provided to citizens for FREE at a cost of £46.99 (rising to £179.99 in January)
"Are you amongst us, spirit? Wake up, be bright, be golden and light. Bagpuss, oh hear what I sing..." (from the Children's Guide To Séances & Cuddly Demons, Scarfolk Books, 1973)
Just some of the drinks Brits will be enjoying this Christmas. More here: https://t.co/G4QZPlhKqa
#BrexitIsland #COVID20
The government has requested we reprint this book in time for Christmas. https://t.co/HShoQ7CbA6
It's #SuperSpreaderSaturday! The next in our series of pub mats to celebrate the pubs reopening will be posted later on today. https://t.co/TfiWhDHSGs
#PubsOpening #WelcomeBackPubs
The pubs will reopen in a couple of days. Every day this week we are posting a 1970s beer mat from the Scarfolk council archives. Visit Scarfolk & collect them all! https://t.co/HShoQ7CbA6 #5: "Super Spreader: Export Ail" #PubsReopen #PubsReopening #4thofJuly
Unfortunately, some citizens have been under the illusion that they are as important as people who work in government. Rest assured that this is not the case. You'll be relieved to know that you're not as important as you think you are. Not even close. https://t.co/HShoQ7CbA6