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"Friends, it is with much regret that I must tell you I can no longer be a superhero-- for I am a baddie."
"My milkshake creates a focal point to which young men are drawn. You are correct: it is superior to yours. I could try to educate you on this important matter, but I would require monetary recompense."
"And I hope to have once again satisfied the expectations of #TushyTuesday. Send forth the tweet."
"𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴. 𝘌𝘮𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦, 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦."
𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥
♡ • and I will tag you for an interaction.
↻ • To help spread the word.