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YOU HAVE EARNED A NEW PARTY MEMBER! Well, go on, [tell us a bit about yourself, little guy!]
Using your VITOPLASMIC MAGIC, you breath new life into this Inanimate Effigy, giving the meaningless object a soul of its own!
After digging for what seems like hours, you finally see it! A sliver of sunlight pours through the crumbling sewer rock! Gazing through the crack in the wall-my god, it's beautiful! [What is it that you see?]