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the SEWLOP's has such a big mouth, it propels itself by swallowing water
microscrooks HATE it!
the PHANCTYE hunts only in thunderstorms, the flash of lightning distracts its prey for just enough time for it to strike
"but what does it do if there's no storm for a while?" you may ask; nothing, the life of a PHANCTYE is suffering
i've been prepping some stuff to finally start taking commissions and i'm now starting to feel that throwing everything away to do what i love for a living was the worst mistake of my life
scrooks are hard to classify already, but its said that anyone who can reasonably classify the JUGOLION is the master of paleoscroology
the only thing known for sure about it is that it has the texture and consistency of a gummy worm(no research has been done on the taste)
lying somewhere in the depths of old ruins is the GRUELDAY, preying on scrooks who feel they've been wronged in one way or another and "striking a deal" with them
once it says "a deal's a deal", it's time to run
the DILOOPA goes up to scrooks and presents them a moral dilemma
if they choose an answer the DILOOPA isn't satisfied with, it carries it away to who knows where
this is even more mind-boggling when you consider DILOOPAS have a strictly plant-based diet
i took an impromptu trip to visit an old friend and it was pretty fun, partly because i played dungeons and dragons for the first time
this guy right here is my first character, a lil kobold fella(the only one in the group who spoke the language of an island of dinosaur people)
SMUSHIMS are super squishy and resilient, so much so that larger scrooks bounce on them to get up trees faster
you would think the SCALOOM has excellent camouflage, but everywhere it goes a faint vaporwave tune can be heard, signalling its presence
i've been sorta trying to find links between the scrooks to piece together how they would have evolved
the result is four basic groups: DOOFS, IDIOTS, FREAKS, and WEIRDOS
putting them into groups is actually really hard since they're all so different but it works out i think