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#StarWarsSurvivalTips
Don’t go on any mission involving a Bothan...🤦🏻♂️
#ImpossibleToDealWithWhen
The copier says it’s jammed...when it really isn’t...🤬
#ManlyExcusesForEscaping
Those “guns” aren’t going to show off themselves...
#CoronavirusLockdown
Day 11:
6 days ago...the cat was really happy I was home more...
Today...it’s all “Don’t you have somewhere you gotta’ be?”
#Caturday
#CoronaVirusLockdown
Day 9:
After 3 days of Twitter jail...my parole just came through...
So now that I found other stuff to do other than tweeting...and since I missed days 6, 7...and 8...
I guess I’m back to...ummm...tweeting...🤷🏻♂️
#FML 🤦🏻♂️
#ManlyQuarantineSurvivalTips
Pass the time by using the bathroom mirror to perfect your “angry” face...
#ManlyQuarantineSurvivalTips
Establish immediately who will be the “Neegan” of the house for the next couple of weeks...