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Here is your monthly reminder that Darla Henny
(I really need to make new art of her sometime,)
You think I'd have gotten a decent amount done over the course of [checks notes] a day and a half, but no, it's just these two Haurchefant
Blackberry Cookie, 7/10
Speaking of her, she can't haunt me if I eat her, and I think she'd taste good. her ghost friends would haunt me though and I can't eat them so she gets some points taken off
Alchemist Cookie, 2/10
Slightly snooty without much to back it up, kinda like Wizard Cookie, but she would be less good-tasting and more Probably Poisonous. also looks like she may be grape-flavored and I do not like grape flavor
Cherry Cookie, 3/10
She would fight back, not for survival, but for fun, and that terrifies me slightly. I would feel guilty because she's baby. also I just don't like cherry flavor
Knight Cookie, 6/10
Absolutely love his dynamic with Princess Cookie, but that's all the more excuse to just eat them both at once, so more cookies for me! comes with a whole-ass horse too. whole dessert set. but he has no clear flavor so Just A Cookie
Wizard Cookie, 9/10
Not only would his wafer hat and bonus candy be delicious but I would feel absolutely no remorse
Muscle Cookie, 7/10
he's just a big cookie. also comes with a pretzel stick
Angel Cookie, 5/10
that's just a cookie, and though they are simply vibing and staying in their own lane, I would feel next to no remorse
Strawberry Cookie, 4/10
don't get me wrong, she would be delicious, and she comes with a bonus lollipop, but the guilt would simply be too much to overcome