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So there's no way I could top my Slayers story for @Anybrody's b-day last year, but I still asked myself, "What if I collaged a waifu that is the true, perfected amalgamation of all waifus?" The thought truly is the height of lunacy, but I found the sole answer: Seth.
Hey there Johnny! It's @Koirvon's birthday, and there's a planet hiding somewhere on this tera-sized Sabrina! Can you find it before the folks at home do?
Time's up! *The planet crumbles slowly between the nylon-clad toes of the Psychic-type gym leader.*
//Happy Singles' Awareness Day from the only Servant who truly loves you. Cute "I'll protect you always, Senpai!" text possibly coming tomorrow if I feel like it. (Earth and galaxy variants [to stop Planet Nuns])