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BREAKING: Disney’s plans to open up Tokyo DisneySky roughly 4,000 feet above Tokyo DIsneyland have been canceled due to “logistical challenges”
EXCLUSIVE: "Someone ate the page" errors on Disney park websites have at last been resolved, tracing back to a faulty ticketing database running on an obsolete mainframe beneath Stitch's Great Escape. The animatronic IT technicians could not be reached for further comment.
REPORT: Bob Iger taking heat from conservative groups for latest video library content acquisition for Disney Plus.