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FINE, Starlight says. Then I'll call her as a witness! I want to see your face when she says our plan worked!
You pause for effect.
Hey, you ask innocently, did we BOTH just propose basic due diligence before ripping spacetime apart?
Starlight sputters.
[Speech: PASS]
4/5
The whole POINT of time travel, Starlight says, is that you get do-overs. So let's stop wasting time and go solve the problem.
That's a false guarantee, you counter. It's possible to reach a failure state. The failure of this timeline proves it. So we have to play it smart.
2/5
Starlight—who seated Judge Dave in the first place—realizes what you're doing, far too late.
OBJECTION! she shouts, leaping up and pounding her prosecutor box. This is debate tampering!
OBJECTION! Luna adds. That's my coffee!
Dave squawks irritably. Overruled. Overruled.
3/4
The pretzelista glances at your expression. Ghost-pepper order? she asks.
HERE IT IS. But even hoofed the PERFECT SETUP all you can manage is an: Uhh, maybe?
She sighs. Then opens her key cabinet and slides across the counter…
A perfect pretzel, glistening with salt?!
3/4
@DimitriLizard Quick, everypony post selfies looking as much as possible like the doggos!
@tobiasgies This is the Gallant to the Goofus of “Derpy pushes to prod on a Friday”.
[art: conicer, https://t.co/4yUcqnyxRn]