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I’d give anything right now to be a tiny mouse nibbling on a strawberry, using a leaf as an umbrella to protect myself from the spring rain
oh to be a plump owl cozily seated in an armchair by the fire eating soup and biscuits and drinking tear tea and nodding off over a thick book
Starting today I’m adding a two-dollar tier to my patreon for anyone who would like to receive whimsical literary essays and occasional personal reflections in their inbox. https://t.co/JW167LEsbl
people say “I don’t read children’s books because they’re for babies” but the real reason is because they read “The Girl with the Green Ribbon” and now they’re hiding under their bed like a coward.
MATILDA was released on this date thirty years ago. celebrate by overthrowing a tyrannical regime with reading and the power of chocolate cake.