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shut up
when ur at school and ur ugly & every1 hates you and your grades suck and you've been single ur entire life and the school shooter shows up:
'9 NON - THREATENING LEADERSHIP STRATEGIES FOR WOMEN'
I CAN'T FUCKING BREATH LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
when you hear somebody at a party talk about how drunk they are but you know dead ass they only had 1 shot and a bud light
TRUMP IS SUCH A SNITCH NIGGA.
SNITCH ASS I KNEW THIS CARTOON WOULD PREPARE ME FOR THIS
H-H-H-H-HILLARY WITH THE CLAP THE FUCK BACK BLEW THIS NIGGAS WRINKLES OFF
WHAAAAAAT?? AN AUTOMATIC TWEET NOTIFICATION BUTTON?
STALKING PEOPLE HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER THANK YOU TWITTER GODS
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