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"Your words were cotton candy
so sweet on the lips,
but spun on empty air"
"I'm a diplomat, Hector. I make peace. And because of that, people think I'm soft. People think I'm weak. You won't make that mistake again, will you?"
Had a nightmare companies starting hiring Twitter randos to their Publicity departments and I wrote an ad that said "Why have depression when you could have a salad"
Reposting this 2018 piece cause I'm still kindda proud of the detail
https://t.co/3lYgvPv9F8