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To be fair, the merchant DID say the ring would enhance the size of one's sword. Too bad she left out the part where you also get turned into a happy and VERY horny housewife.
getting turned into a clown definitely has it perks, especially since saving Hyrule doesnt pay well, and performing ridiculous horny stunts does
tfw ur an incredibly hung goddess but the only person u have to fuck is ur snarky, pear-bottomed underling, who spends half his time making u cum early with his unfairly fat ass, and the other half, mercilessly teasing u about it.
Commission for @puffytwink.
bout time I drew some doll boy fuckin methinks
Surprise, more raffle winners. This idea came from a DA user called SexyHaxorus. No prizes for guessing what they wanted.
This idea won because it's weird as hell and, as you all hopefully know by now, weirdness is practically my lifeblood.
Also I needed to draw more Tyler so