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A very self indulgent birthday #swordtember
Day 14: Witch
"Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this drawing in no way endorses a belief in the occult."
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Day 13: Hidden
While a gentlemen always has a weapon by his side, it would be uncouth to carry it around openly and freely. The cane is the most popular way to conceal the blade among nobility.
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Day 12: Woven
As one sword, it is quite sturdy, but when each blade unfurls, it can hack and slash anything with impressive efficiency.
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Day 10: Snake
This blade secretes a venomous substance that atrophies and decays natural tissues on contact.
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Day 9: Floral
This blade is so large and intricate, that when it's not immediately in use, it turns into a bud. It seems to make the wielder smell quite pleasant.
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Day 8: Veined
Despite being packed with muscle, these powerful blades are surprisingly lightweight!
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Day 6: Liquid
Please wield responsibly
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Day 5: Edible
IT'S CORN! A big lump with knobs! It has the juice! Have a corntastic day!
Without downloading any new pics, what is your sexuality? https://t.co/B94kXyEZhF
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Day 3: Gear
A hodge-podge of cogs made from the parts of who knows what, it's surprisingly durable and deadly.