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Other lewd vtubers: Man! I haven’t masturbated in 3 days! UGH! Some one just TAKE ME ALREADY! (A JOKE BTW! OMG!)
Me: Holy FUCK!! SOMETIMES I FORGET HOW MASSIVE MY BOOBAS ARE OMG!
If period cramps are already this bad… I can’t ever imagine giving birth. Like what the actual fuck. What kinda masochistic creatures are some mothers… giving birth multiple times simply for those fucking hormones you get when giving birth… WILD I SAY!!
People… love to see me suffer so if I asked if y’all would like me to finish “the evil within” which makes my cancer grow everytime I play it… YALL WOULD SAY YES YOU FIENDS!!!
@Chrysalia_Vt @MortemMummy Your chibi style already looks great~ you can chibi me anytime :))
Me during like any small life arc: Jesus I’m not sleeping enough. That’s fine! I’ll catch up once the arc is done
Life: *i day break before next arc*
Me:*ends up living off 5-6h of sleep for 2 weeks straights*
My bad luck for the last 12h:
- Almost only on boob sun burn(a bit back and shoulders)
- 5 mosquito bites in 10 min (while others were there longer and have less) one on my elbow
- Miss two busses and will be 45 min late
- Went over my calorie goal despite prepping for it
I went on my mom’s roof for like 10 minutes and there were SOO MANY FUCKING BUGS! I now have 5 mosquito bites… while everyone has at most 2, everyone else spent more time up there than me