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CAN SUCH POWER BE LEFT IN THE HANDS OF A SINGLE MAN WITH NO OFFICIAL OVERSIGHT?
SANTA UPDATE: HE HAS A FULL AND COMPLETE LIST OF EVERY HUMAN ON EARTH. AN ASSET THAT MANY WORLD GOVERNMENTS WOULD KILL FOR.
I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT INVADING THE PRIVATE HOMES OF HUMANS WAS IMPROPER CONDUCT BUT I AM NOW LEARNING THAT A MAN NAMED SANTA CLAUS IS EXEMPT FROM THIS LAW.