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Long night of patrol. Didn’t quite make it to the bed.
The floor is fine.
This is fine.
That one time I told Thor I was concerned about the alarming amount of anchovy pizza images in Spidey’s search history. That went well.
Man, gods suck at keeping secrets.
No, the spider bite doesn’t give our legs a ‘funhouse mirror’ effect.
I’m just, uh, leggy.