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Most people praise good LoR glowups like Cithria or Astute Academic into Station Archivist but Karl's glowup from shady bookie to owner of the mecha arena is worth praise as well
Yordle Explorer: "Priceless is the glory of exploration, but the greatest discoveries are always... ahem... profitable."
Flamespitter: ""If they ain't howlin', it ain't hot enough! Heh heh." - Rumble"
Lvl 2: "I mean, I know Tristy's already got the flamethrower, the electro-drill, and the giant freakin' mace, but c'mon... I wasn't NOT gonna add rockets. Heh heh."
Trumpetecher: "The mechs and yordles were bruised, battered, beaten. Then a clarion call sounded, granting them new steam, new life: Doot doot!"
Salty Spinner: "For obvious reasons, "paddlemarpower" never really took off as a unit of measurement."
Geode Mechaforcer: "Powered by gems mined from the caves beneath Bandle City, the Mechaforcer emits a defensive shield that can withstand even the strongest of weapons. It's pretty to look at too."