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Pentakill Lost Chapter Karthus: "All hail Karthus, the Voice of Doom, and Chosen of Perpetuum! His songs are bleak murder ballads, a bitter reminder that all things must die. Though, perhaps, not him?"
Pentakill Lost Chapter Mordekaiser: "All hail Mordekaiser, the Master of Metal, and Chosen of Kakophoni! The brazen giant boasts of his legendary skill with the axe, for none who face its edge live to tell of it..."
Tail-Cloak Matriarch: "Mystery is a greater thing than its conclusion."
Lvl 2: ""We passed?! WE PASSED!" "Heh, well, 'passed' is a strong word... but hoo-wee, if you didn't put on a heck of a show!" - Ziggs and Wilfred, Safety Inspector "
Fleet Admiral Shelly having the navy seal copypasta is amazing: "LISTEN HERE, SOWDIER. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I HAVE OVA FWEE-HUNDWED CONFIRMED KWILLS AND I'M DA TOP ADMIWAL IN ALL DA MAWINE'S FORCES SO WHEN I SAY SWIM, YOU BETTA SWIM, OKAY? OKAY THANK YOU!"
Grave Physician: "Dr. Esslanger was once a respected and retiring physician who garnered his credible reputation through years of hard work. But it wasn't until a young noblewoman was brought to his study, her blood blackened by betrayal, that he truly began serving Noxus."