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@Zalezovalec Oooh I would love to participate! This is the closest to a ref I have of modern Splashy aheh
Bwomp! That smug expression means he likes ya, enough to inflate himself for you! Now what will you do with your new balloon?
Splashy sometimes likes to slam his fat ass down on flooring and break it for no particular reason
If anyone happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, well they will have a very unfortunate day being his new 'bumper sticker' ...or lucky, depending on the person
Overall, being a Verminator is a decent gig. Good pay, you get to be in a funny suit, and you get to capture Rabbids, what isn't there to love? Having an air tank strapped to you at all times does lead to becoming a hazmat blimp often, but for someone like Splash that's a bonus!