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If you play as Zelda in one of the training missions in Age of Calamity where Impa is the final boss it triggers different dialogue and I thought it was funny
One of the sidequests in #AgeOfCalamity is called “Zelda’s Training” and Impa, being the mom friend she is, runs around with her shouting constant encouragement and occasionally stabbing one(1) monster for you. I thought it was cute
Being able to draw women with strong arms whenever I want to is too much power and will certainly go to my head
My homebrew murder moose(Bonecutter) machine I can and will use to kill my poor players in my Horizon: Dungeons and Dragons game.