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One of the sidequests in #AgeOfCalamity is called “Zelda’s Training” and Impa, being the mom friend she is, runs around with her shouting constant encouragement and occasionally stabbing one(1) monster for you. I thought it was cute
Being able to draw women with strong arms whenever I want to is too much power and will certainly go to my head
My homebrew murder moose(Bonecutter) machine I can and will use to kill my poor players in my Horizon: Dungeons and Dragons game.
It’s very important to me that you know this is how I woke up today. My kitten loves to SNUGGLE
More horizon: zero dawn inventions. This one is called the Bonecutter! Based off an angry, fanged moose of course.