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"welp, her buff dad showed up...
we're dead!"
"leave this to me"
"hmmrrmMMMMMM?"
"SPEEEEEEE-"
"SPEEN!"
"hey honey, everything going alright in h-
hrrrmmmMMMMMMMMMM!?"
"but how were you turned to tin, Tin Woodman?"
"Oh i wasn't turned INTO tin,
my body parts were all cut off by this here axe and replaced with tin!
then those discarded parts were combined with my friend's parts to make an abomination that married my girlfriend"
"golly!"
Oh wait is it #PortfolioDay ?
cool
comms are open
there's a patreon for my choose your own adventure decided by twitter
@Glislock Lily is a myotonic fawn, meaning she's part fainting goat
if she gets too scared her legs freeze up
she does yoga to help counteract that