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This is me over Thanksgiving. The feasts are apocalyptic. Worlds of baked goods and sugar have been born and ended. Rivers of butter have raged and been quenched. Pumpkin pies have seen their numbers decimated before my hunger. I am the unrelenting warlord of gluttony.
Kitiana, dark queen kitten. Sits-er of the boxen throne. Chaser of the dangling threads of fate. Raiser of zombie mice and tipper-offer of all things high and breakable. Disliker of even the goodest-boy puppers. Catnip connoisseur.
Having read “the Hobbit” one too many times, this restless elf left her tribe in a lush forest paradise in search for great adventure. Even going so far as to choose Mount Doom as the route of her morning jog.
Little known history of Guul Draz Vampire, before becoming a full time blood-crazed human-chewer, she was a starring act in a short-lived Cirque Du Soliel show "Hemophiliapalooza". The audience participation was usually fatal, leading to rapidly declining ticket sales.