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"My sincerest apologies sir, my client is going to need a transfusion... and you're the only compatible relative he has according to his records... I'm going to need you to go to sleep for a while, this will be over soon."
An evil "Dr. Mango" for Halloween, have a good one guys
Fashionably late as usual, BUT MANY MANY THANKS FELLAS FOR 2.5k+ FOLLOWERS!
@MagentaPlatinum "You wouldn't be the first mercenary entering my clinic with a burden on their minds sir believe it or not, I don't exactly have any expertise in dealing with trauma, but if anything I can at least lend you my ear for a little while, and maybe a cup of tea"
@Jeroroes "I find that gardening really helps me ease my mind, I can give you this little fruiting fella if you'd like. The little fruits it yields taste pretty good too"
@The_NEKO_NABE "I'm sorry to hear that ma'am, but unfortunately I don't really have any expertise in scenarios like those. I'd hate for you to just swing by empty handed though so I can offer you this relaxant balm and some special mandrake tea leaves if you'd like"
@BelowWay "I can prescribe you some allergy meds, but as for those prosthetics, I know a guy better suited for that, I'll call ahead just to let them know. I'll also recommend you this little fella, steep him until it's soft and you can process it into a salve for the soreness"
@MagTheMaggie "I can recommend you this Angel stem, steep the leaves and the resulting tea acts like a fast acting painkiller. I'll also recommend you some mandrake salve for cuts and scrapes"