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Hey, everyone! We posted an update on Steam regarding the release of future episodes of National Park Girls! (It's not bad news, so don't worry).
https://t.co/SO5MBLjuqT
Today is St. Valentine's Day. And we love you. So much so we're giving these Amber and Marina profile pictures to our patrons in the $5+ tiers. Now you can match with your valentine. Whom you love.
We love them as well.
We love you both, you see.
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Hey, you hip road trip kids! We have a brand new update for Highway Blossoms: Next Exit! This one features some pretty tubular sneaky peekies of backgrounds and other radical assets, so you won't wanna miss it!
https://t.co/lZ2hEx8due
Now available for all our EXTREME patrons!
Hello. I am Henry.
Sometimes my human shell must rest. So I can deliver information to my home.
When this happens, I stay in alleys. They are very safe.
My shell is always cold. Yet when I return to it, there are cats resting near me.
I think they are trying to keep me warm.
Linda "Hey, honeybun! You remember if the brochure mentioned anything 'bout this inexplicable hellzone between life and death?"
Howard:
Howard: ᵖᵃᵍᵉ ³⁷, ᴰᴱᴬᴿ
If you see this on your timeline then you have just scrolled past the Earth Angel of Nervousness.
Please keep scrolling. The extra attention makes her anxious.
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Hello. I am Henry.
Tonight I was at the pier and a kind homeless man shared his sandwich with me.
I have to manually digest food in this human form. That's okay, though. I appreciate his gesture nonetheless.
My favorite human food are your Bagel Bites. Quite delicious.
Hark! An ode to Joe!
Where did you come from?
Where did you do go?
Where did you come from?
No eye Joe.