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18. Everyone who's played Hades is gay for someone and I'm totally gay for Dionysus. Normally, big bulky men aren't my type but this man. This man here. I would lick wine off his abs. I wanna rest my head on his thighs while he tells me party stories.
11. I feel like I shouldn't have to explain but...I mean, look at her. Super Pochaco is premier chubby anime girl... especially if you like gigantic tiddies like I do.
10. One of my earliest anime crushes, Ryoko is probably why I'm so into Bad Bitch Energy™ because holy shit. I always thought she was too good for Tenchi and I always will. She deserves so much more love!
7. Poison is a fucking queen. She is a badass, she's fucking hot, and she is oozing with Bad Bitch Energy™. I love her, I love everything she stands for, and while I'm not crazy for her in SFV, not even that can change how much I'll always love Poison.
4. I thought I'd hate him after what he did to Iori, but I can't stay mad at him. Ash Crimson is so...pretty...I can't play him for shit, but he's so...pretty...I just look at his smug freckled face and melt.
Fuuuuuuck, he's so pretty...
Yesterday was weird. Anyway, FAT KAWAKAMI LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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