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@sonofjorn this is hard. But I think you'd be a great trainer to a Sneasel, quick-witted and mischievous. A Sneasel will be the first to laugh when you crack a great one-liner, just make sure it doesn't steal your food when you're not looking.
@robhalfords you also start a lot of shit. I dig that. The metalhead in your bio gets you a steel-type Pokemon. Excadrill is a Pokemon that I love using for their sweeping power. They look like they can give someone a hard time, and would go well with you as their trainer!
@NicMakesStuff It was a toss-up between Gothitelle and Gengar, as two opposing sides of a darker aesthetic. You're the type of trainer everyone holds their breath around and is afraid they'll be hexed next, and your Pokemon are happy to help you maintain that reputation
@NiaoCollective my favorite collective, don't tell the others! Fletchlings are hardy little things, and any trainer who can handle a Fletchling earns their respect. They have a sweet song, but relentlessly attack anyone who disturbs their peace. Y'all would go great!
@paumegranate From what I see, you're super up to date with lotsa streaming and other stuff that I don't think I'd be able to keep track of. You seem like you'd appreciate a spooky aesthetic too, so I think Rotom would make a great buddy, y'all would vibe on the same level!
@btswhispers you strike me as someone who'd want a Duosion around the lab. Duosion look super durable to various tests/experiments and probably have little to no pain sensors, and they have no idea what you're doing, but would love to help you out!
@same_old_sass maybe it's just the color scheme, but your drive for dance reminds me fondly of an Oricorio! Definitely one of the more graceful Pokémon out there, your attention to detail means a Psychic type would fit well with you!
@ronnie_ctl you're a fighting type for sure, but you fit with Shroomish/Breloom so well because I see them as oblivious and gay, idk why. Breloom are incredibly versatile in battle, and my favorite grass type to bring along! May you finally evolve to be strong enough to lift gf!