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Apparently I'm another Einstein...
Easter bunny humor...
Nothing says "I love you" quite like receiving a despot's Valentine card...
Gosh I hope someone remembered to water the Christmas tree today...
Fall fashions arrive in the Garden of Eden...
Exactly how I feel right now...
If the Titanic had sunk today instead of 1912...
Native wisdom regarding daylight savings time...
That's about right...
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