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"Why use a condom when I can just impregnate you instead?"
[All credit of the art goes to Etness]
"Good morning."
[All credit of the art goes to Artonis and Tojo the thief. Sources: https://t.co/FDs0AJnIpT and https://t.co/4OCSJna7hI]
Hook sends this selfie to the reader's phone.
[All credit of the art goes to Aaron. Sources: https://t.co/GxrCjVc54S, https://t.co/IpgWUDEqid and https://t.co/XCL1chg6ba]
"There's a meeting in my bedroom, so please don't make me wait~🎵"
[All credit of the art goes to Horrorbuns. Sources: https://t.co/6Ql1xIAWHg, https://t.co/FYw3FOs0m9, https://t.co/R2qddx9JJA, https://t.co/wWQ9zblC3O and https://t.co/fLETDpKhjf]
"That was a well deserved shower."
[All credit of the art goes to BGN / ChefBG. Source: https://t.co/EaoKqBs4je]
"What a boring and silent evening."
[All credit of the art goes to emboss0320. Source: https://t.co/OL1QygC3c5]
''Got a nice load for you. Here you go.''
[All credit of the art goes to Aaron. Sources: https://t.co/gDpyUMBsYv, https://t.co/XS1t7fKMLG and https://t.co/YzhTdROiPw]
"Ready for round two?"
[All credit of the art goes to Killioma. Source: https://t.co/sbQN7UsKcY]
"Afternoon selfie."
[All credit of the art goes to Aaron. Sources: https://t.co/Rtxfte0xrC, https://t.co/ry0tTKRBHM and https://t.co/XCL1chg6ba]
"Good morning."
[All credit of the art goes to Adios/TheGoodbyed]