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50. Killer Croc/Waylon Jones
Seeing this guy in batman media growing up made me transfixed with scalie characters for a while. I also saw him as a very attractive character set in this world where he's just not accepted. I wanted to hug him & tell him he's perfect the way he is.
49. Captain Gantu
Let's hope this is the ONLY law enforcer on the list... Gantu is, as Lilo would put it, a big dummy. But not only is he that, but he's also dummy thicc and I would like him to crush me, thank you very much.
47. Damien Bloodmarch
I fucking love this adorable sweetheart. Absolutely my favorite dad from the Dream Daddy game! A good parent, a dog lover, a trans king, and a man with style! I wanna look him in those beautiful eyes, tell him hes beautiful then smooch him all over <3 <3 <3
46. Groundskeeper Willie
Speaking of gingers... Have ye ever laid yer virgin eyes on a finer scot in yer wee life??? I wan' 'im ta choke me with them muscles till aye slip awae and have 'em ravage me bum somethin' FIERCE! Always be trottin' about innis birthday suit showin' off!
45. Hoss Delgado
A big, stinky, sweaty bounty hunter with a deep voice who's basically just a walking parody of snake plisken??? God damn I haven't wanted to sniff ginger pubes this badly since Yosemite Sam showed up on this list earlier...
44. Claw from Gargoyles
Another Gargoyles character, Syd?? You're goddamn RIGHT there is! A mute mutant, Claw is definitely one of the most adorable things to come out of the show, a timid and shy tiger man wearing nothing but a speedo. I would scratch his ears until he purred~
42. Solid Snake
I really enjoyed playing some of the Metal Gear games growing up but one thing I REALLY enjoyed was watching Snake's fat ass move around in that suit of his while I was sneaking around and subduing other men with my hands. It was... Another case of awakening.