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|| Yes. I'm pulling this joke again. Idc ||
"Ahem. Ladies and Gentlemen~!
Here is your Kapitän speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for....
September, 11th 2001~!"
"Would anyone enjoy me in a hoodie and nothing else?
The moment I'd teasingly open the zipper you surely would"
"Sooooo... Mainz is based on the Admiral Hipper-class. Does that mean I am also a big sister now?"
"For the others you have a lot of explaining to do. And all I am saying that you won't leave this room for a very long time~"
"I am at the Bikini Atoll quite often because it is a nice place and I thought I heard someone from deep underwater ask if mayonaise is an instrument.
Of course mayonaise is not, you dumbfuck!"
"So you're the Commander. How much happiness can you bring me? I'm looking forward to it a lot~ "
#MVRP
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#ALRP
#NonLewd and #LewdRP (more in the 3rd Tweet)
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--->CAN BE VERY OFFENSIVE (Dark humor)<---
Same writer as
@VertGreen_Heart
(1/3)
"They told me to smoke a fag. So I thought I'm supposed to light a gay jew on fire instead of smoking a cigarette. Scheiße... I think I fucked up"