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"You wish your face was that glass table right now. I know you do but I also won't blame you"
They say it's typically German if you buy a garden gnome.
Never in my life will I ever buy one of those ugly little clay things.
I'd rather shoot myself
"I said I wanted to drink a glass of juice"
I never mentioned that I wanted to gas the jews!"
"Spooktober and today is also the anniversary of the re-unification of east and west Germany.
Germany became one again and now we rule over Europe via the European Union without a devastating war. A happy end for everyone~"
"There are more than one. But be careful. Despite having a couple replicas Bismarck still won't take it lightly." https://t.co/r0a3Xp5C5x
|| Always a pleasure to fight off my negativity, telling me that I got no talent and all I can do is making dumb comments about memes I found on Reddit and reposting them here on this account.
Just gotta keep fighting off the negativity and stay positive because I know some--