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Calling all guitar nerds! Lord Phobos has limited spots left for Skype lessons! All those interested, shoot an email to PhobosGuitarLessons@gmail.com
Did you nerds get your tickets yet?! We're finally touring with @Protomen, and the shows are selling fast! Get them at https://t.co/QqsG4XJ6aC!
TONIGHT in LOS ANGELES: We're playing @teragram with @planetbooty, @JPincorporated, and special guests Dan Avidan & @bwecht of @ninjasexparty! It's ALL AGES, and tickets are on sale at https://t.co/FmLsc21vg6
We're starting our Texas run TONIGHT in DALLAS! It's ALL AGES, at Deep Ellum Art Co., and @planetbooty will be there too! Get your tickets now at https://t.co/QqsG4Y0Hzc!
TONIGHT in DENVER at @GlobeHallDenver with @planetbooty ... this show is super duper sold out! You maniacs! See you soon xoxo
THIS IS THE PLACE... that we will be playing tonight in Salt Lake City: @InTheVenueSLC with @planetbooty. It's ALL AGES and you can get your tickets HERE: https://t.co/QqsG4XJ6aC
Tonight in the Biggest Little City! We're doing an ALL AGES show at The Holland Project with @planetbooty! Get your tickets at https://t.co/QqsG4XJ6aC!
SANTA CRUZ: GET READY FOR A PARTY 2NITE! We'll be crash landing at The Catalyst (the Atrium) with @planetbooty, and it's 16+... Get your tickets at https://t.co/QqsG4XJ6aC today!
Ohhhhh Berrrrkeleyyyyy... We'll be seeing YOU tonight at @CornerstoneBerk with @planetbooty! The show is ALL AGES and tickets are still available here: https://t.co/mKHtFGB8Ux
2nite in PETALUMA, CA with @planetbooty! Did you get your tickets yet? Get them NOW at https://t.co/QqsG4XJ6aC!