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Do you ever feel like your energy battery has been loading for hours, but the bar simply does not move? ... Same 😐 Get this, and all other lazy shirts, for 50% off now as part of our Already Feeling Lazy sale! #TeeTurtle #sale
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Day 18 of the New Year and we're already tired 😴Feeling as weary as we are? Muster up what little energy you may have left to shop our lazy collection - all shirts 50% off now! #TeeTurtle #newyearsameus #sale
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This brand new design and all of our STAR WARS t-shirts are 50% off right now! #StarWars #TeeTurtle #sale
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It's not that I can't love. It's that my heart is a LITERAL black hole. 🌌 If you've ever felt this way, this is the shirt for you! Get it on sale for 50% off for our Love is COMFY sale!
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Just because you have a day job doesn't mean you have to let go of your dreams! This new t-shirt and many more are 50% off now! #teeturtle #sale #superheroes
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It's not you, it's me. I'm sorry, Gym, I've met someone else. Their name is Pizza. This brand new t-shirt is 50% off now for our fitness sale! #newyear #TeeTurtle #sale
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However you're celebrating the holidays, we hope you're having a magical time!
Bundle up and stay warm this winter! This shirt will help you stay as cute and comfy as our cozy kitten! Buy it now during our First Day of Winter sale for 50% off! #TeeTurtle #sale #winter
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What's better on a cold winter day than a hot bowl of ramen? Get some utensils or just eat it straight out the bowl like our kitsune does! This shirt is 50% off for our First Day of Winter sale! #TeeTurtle #sale #winter #kitsune
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Being sneaky and having sharp knives is a must for any rogue. For our Feeling Classy sale, you can get the Rogue Class shirt, one of three new adventurer-class shirts, for 50% off now! #TeeTurtle #gaming #sale #rogueclass
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