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I'm busy. No, I will not press Paws! Our newest cat shirt is for the gamer in you, on sale for 50% off now!
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It's scientifically proven that puns are the highest form of humor. This shirt is for people who have no uncertainty about that! On sale for just $12 now! #TeeTurtle #science #puns
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Does this ever happen to you? If you're an introvert who gets mistaken for being mean, send a message with this new shirt! All shirts now 50% off as part of our Megasale!
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Some people find bad puns unbearable. Other people love them! If you're a fan of beary bad puns, our new shirt is right for you! On sale now for 50% off! #TeeTurtle #puns #bears
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We've got two new dragon shirts out today! The first is a look into the future, with our cyberpunk dragon design! 50% off, so shop while it lasts! #TeeTurtle #dragons
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We think you can have your cake and eat it, too, and so does our little baker bunny! Our newest t-shirt is currently on sale for $12! #TeeTurtle #cake #baking
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Would a llama who knits use their own wool? Pick up our new shirt for the answer to that question! #TeeTurtle #Llamas
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Diamonds are a cat's best friend! At least, they're our new luxurious bengal cat's best friend! Shirt on sale for $12 as part of today's catstravaganza! #TeeTurtle #cats
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Ever wanted to carry a fairy in your pocket! Now you can take Tinkerbell with you wherever you go! Our newest Disney shirt is on sale for just $12.50 now! 🧚 #TeeTurtle #Disney #Tinkerbell
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Some of us have great attention spans. For the rest of us, there's LOOK A SQUIRREL! If this speaks to you, you'll love our newest shirt, now 50% off!
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