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TRIGGER WARNING: Crypto Tweet.
SOUL is minted by the eco-friendly folks at @PhantasmaChain, and when we released our NFTs, Soul was worth less than a dollar. But Soul hit $3.39 today - so if you bought a Smokin’ Token NFT, you’re pretty Soul-full right now! Gonna HODL ‘til $4.20!
Thanks for the reminder to plug the show! @MastersOfficial Revelation Part 2 hits @netflix on November 23rd - just in time for Thanksgiving, turkeys! Skeletor has become SkeleGod but the fury of He-Man is about to be unleashed! Who will rule the Universe? (My guess is Cringer.) https://t.co/2v8VYBqxz2
Thanks! Part 2 debuts 11/23 - a little over a month from now! And Ep 6 is not only one of the best chapters of @MastersOfficial Revelation - it’s one of the best things I’ve ever lent words to (alongside the powerful pen of the always electrifying @erictcarrasco)! @NetflixGeeked https://t.co/QZePclGGbp
OOOOOOOOKLAHOMA!
The @MoobysPopUp mooves into
the @UpDownOKC for the week of
JUNE 21st to the 28th!
Wanna fill your mouth with a CockSmoker and wash it down with a Beerzerker? Tickets go on sale FRIDAY at 11am at https://t.co/wPJ5vR2UAS
(Awesome Art by @DarkNateReturns!) https://t.co/THjOVYSkbW
Only 6 hours left to bid on the first platinum Smokin’ Token auction -
the NFT that comes with a Crypto Cameo in the forthcoming CLERKS III!
(And only 1 more day to get the Bluntman & Chronic cover NFT by @Captain_RibMan!)
https://t.co/NGLvqjxJS0
BOSTON! Home of Hockey and Tea Parties! You have been chosen as the 10th city to host a @MoobysPopUp! We announce where and when next week, so sign up for info about the Moossachusetts Mooby’s today at https://t.co/wPJ5vR2UAS! (Amazing Art by @DarkNateReturns!)
When @wandavision drops, I blaze through it like it’s a infused pre-roll. So after this week’s chapter, I’m High As Fuuuuuck! What a way to end an episode! And what a way to start it! And all those other scenes in the middle rocked too! I love this show so fucking much it hurts!
Thank you HAMILTON! You’ve consistently been the best seller every day since Mooby’s mooved to @SkipTheDishes! The Hammer has nailed the udder enthusiasm all of Toronto has shown for our authentic fake fast food! And this week, we start selling Tiger-Calves shirts! #skipthedishes
CANADA! Mooby’s is moooving on up to the Great White North, starting in TORONTO! For more info on when and where you can try our Moo-tine, join the mailing list at https://t.co/wPJ5vR2UAS (Amazing Art by @DarkNateReturns!)