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So you're telling me that we're announcing that we're NOT releasing SPACE WASTERS today? What kind of announcement is that?! I'd rather get struck by a high-energy space laser right in the---
TODAY'S THE---no, wait, still not the premiere yet.
Phew! That would have been embarrassing if we said it was the release date but it wasn't ready yet. Dodged a bullet there!
As for the missiles though...
🌟🌟🌟ATTENTION MUTUALS🌟🌟🌟
Would you like to read the first 3 episodes of SPACE WASTERS before the series premiere? We'd love to see what you think!
If you're interested, just send us a DM and we'll hook you up. No purchase necessary. (Not like we have anything to sell! 😉)
We're excited to bring this project to fruition, and hope you'll join us for the ride!
The plan is to release the first updates in mid-November 2021, but there'll be plenty of material to post on here in the meantime, from updates to sneak peeks and more!
Until then cadets...
Now, acting captain Leona Cooper and the rest of the crew travel through space as they slowly realize that none of them have a clue what they’re doing.
But inexperience is nothing a little determination and grit can’t fix… right?
Here’s the run-down:
The crew of The Blazing Glory has gained an unparalleled mission record ever since Captain Chad Jonston took the helm of the rickety old starship.