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New muse hours.
Say hello to Nicholas, he’s part of the same universe as Jonas and is that universe’s equivalent of Victor. He’s 24, bri’ish, tall, and extremely sweet. His main partner Pokémon is his prized Magikarp, Puppy.
If you like retweet this and save the photo I will personally come to your house and raw dog every fork in your ownership, plastic or metal, no fork goes unraw dogged https://t.co/4JqaH3By4f
Claiming characters eh? Y’all can keep those I have mine https://t.co/GHShrJygkR
@bananasfinder @imonly5feet Being an NFT “artist” and spending your life savings on a god awful pixelated image of a monkey’s sphincter and dying cold and alone in the rain because you can’t afford to pay your bills anymore but it’s okay because the hypothetical dollars will pull through (they won’t)