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me: *cuts food intake 30%*
"Yay I lost 2 pounds in 2 weeks!"
@AlphaDogRoscoe : *eats like he has a tapeworm*
"How did I lose 8 pounds! God dammit!"
“And what would you like to drink?“
“I’ll have an Arnold Schwarzenegger.”
“You mean an Arnold Palmer? Iced tea and lemonade?”
“No, an Arnold Schwarzenegger - iced tea and raw eggs.”
*watches @tuskerboar make his soon-to-be-famous “five pound poundcake” while wearing a singlet*
My brain associates the weirdest things when I browse the internet 😬
Now that they've been safely given to their recipients, I can safely show the new pieces I did for @TealMoot and @king00nayr and @ukkohusky last month ^_^
. @AlphaDogRoscoe : I think I'm going to make some regular brownies.
Me: Oh we can do MUCH better than that. *gets the marshmallows and graham crackers*
Be careful when responding to @tehknuxlight with photos during a conversation 😅 just saying.