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when you consider what the buckets are probably used for, placing them on people's heads becomes exponentially more horrible
when you finally catch up with the guy who jumped you in Riverwood
when the item you're buying is 100 gold but you barter them down to 99
why does every oblivion gate go to a giant hell fortress
i want an oblivion gate to a cozy daedric suburb, the hero straight wailing on a poor dremora in their own kitchen