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My Twitter every time my #California friends go through an #Earthquake
I'm getting old, or to put it in internet speak
GOT THAT MID-DAY NAP GAME GOIN'
#Gamescom : Did you see the 9 things we revealed in 30 minutes at #OpeningNightLive?
Me: IT'S TACO TUESDAY! I'M TRYING TO EAT TACOS! CAN YOU TAKE A BREATHER IN THIS MARATHON?!?
Friend: Ugh! I forgot! #ExtremeRules is today. They only have one "extreme" match, it's gonna be dumb.
Me: Have you thought about... NOT watching it?
Friend: If I don't watch and tweet about it, how will #WWE get the message it bad and we hate it?
Me: BY NOT WATCHING IT!!!
Get ready for all the outrage from #Zelda fans who wanted #BOTW2 news right now because they think they're entitled to it immediately. #Nintendo #NintendoDirect
When the knot in my back is pulsating like it's a weird alien reveal in the second act of an episode of #XFiles, that's when I know I'm in urgent need of a massage.
To surviving as best we can, showing compassion, and trying to leave things better than when you found them. Take care of yourselves. #MerryXmas #MerryChristmas
@samriegel I feel like Badminton is the sport you play for a few months until your kids discover a croquet set.