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Friend: Ugh! I forgot! #ExtremeRules is today. They only have one "extreme" match, it's gonna be dumb.
Me: Have you thought about... NOT watching it?
Friend: If I don't watch and tweet about it, how will #WWE get the message it bad and we hate it?
Me: BY NOT WATCHING IT!!!
Get ready for all the outrage from #Zelda fans who wanted #BOTW2 news right now because they think they're entitled to it immediately. #Nintendo #NintendoDirect
When the knot in my back is pulsating like it's a weird alien reveal in the second act of an episode of #XFiles, that's when I know I'm in urgent need of a massage.
To surviving as best we can, showing compassion, and trying to leave things better than when you found them. Take care of yourselves. #MerryXmas #MerryChristmas
@samriegel I feel like Badminton is the sport you play for a few months until your kids discover a croquet set.
Somewhere in an office complex, an advertising rep is fearing for their job, as @doggface208 has done more for #OceanSpray in three weeks to sell #CranRaspberry than they've done in a decade. Probably sold a few extra copies of #FleetwoodMac's "Rumors" in the process, too!
I agree with the growing sentiment that we should just replace a few #talkshows with some #cartoons. There's 21 daytime talk shows across #ABC, #NBC, #CBS, #FOX, and #CW. You can get rid of four or five and bring some of these back, or make new blocks. #DisneyAfternoon #KidsWB