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man johnny depp can sure do the flowrider at Kalahari without doing an embarassing belly flop like i did many a summer ago
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you know the more i remember this era of specials, the more i remember some of these guests' characters are basically when people draw super handsome fanart of celebs and imagine them in weird dream scenarios and you know what good for them
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random sidenote, but have y'all been to Volcano Bay in Orlando? Rad as FUCK waterpark, recommend checking out 10/10
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our heroes learn that the only one who can teach them at this point is God Himself
but Johnny Depp will be alright until then
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do like how they play around with the narrator a bit; part of why I'm a softie for this dumb special is the vibes of it, man
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our main marketable trio finds themselves now stranded on the Island of Redditors
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aw hell nah spunchbob and co got struck by the big wave
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