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Did you know Mario's hammer belongs to a certain brand? That's right, it's a "Tuff-As-Nails" hammer! #Blip
According to this rare and official 1983 Blip comic, Donkey Kong was the result of a Japanese experiment to breed an ape capable of construction. Therefore, the reason he kidnaps Pauline is because she reminds him of the mother he never knew.
It would be far more apropos if "Tokotoko Mario" from Super Nintendo World resembled Tokotoko from Super Mario Land, as he does in Super Mario Odyssey.