Chris Wilsonさんのイラストまとめ

Patroclus:
- Big guilt complexes
- Usually wait for someone you admire to solve your problems for you
- Always catching feelings

Hermes:
- You never run your own errands
- Have asked for the number of at least one Uber/Lyft driver
- Short-shorts are the height of eroticism

Artemis:
- Crunchy™️
- Camping is the ideal first-date
- You pet every dog. EVERY. dog.

Athena:
- You've called yourself a 'sapiosexual' unironically
- Love being told what to do
- Protecc, not attacc

Poseidon:
- You're terrible at letting go of grudges
- Hot tubs & beaches > Beds
- You were on your high-school swim team, or at least dated a swimmer

Zeus:
- Your friends try to talk you out of EVERY relationship
- V. into different power dynamics
- Not so good at reading signals

Hypnos:
- You are always the least organized person in the room
- SOFT 👏🏻 BOIS 👏🏻 ONLY 👏🏻
- True love is breakfast in bed

Thanatos:
- Your type is entirely defined by one ex
- Your music taste never developed past 2007
- You say you like bad boys and are 100% ok with getting your feelings hurt

Tisiphone:
- Monster-Fucker Level: Beginner
- Don't need scintillating conversation out of a relationship
- You frequently feel guilty for things that aren't your fault

fuck your H*gwarts house, who are your fighting game mains?

i'll start